I have MANY other things I need to post about, but I just think this is funny.
FIVE
RULES TO REMEMBER IN LIFE:
1. Money cannot buy happiness but its more
comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than on a bicycle.
2. Forgive your
enemy but remember the bastard's name.
3. Help someone when they are in
trouble and they will remember you when they're in trouble again.
4.
Many people are… alive only because it's illegal to shoot them.
5.
Alcohol does not solve any problems, but then again, neither does
milk....
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